NATION

PASSWORD

Work,Equality,Democracy and Welfare for Swiss people
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,405thMost Influential: 5,644thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,547th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Great New Swiss

Population630 million

CapitalBerne

CurrencySwiss Franc
AnimalSwiss Alpine Duck

The Federal Republic of The Great New Swiss is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 630 million Swisses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berne. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great New Swissian economy, worth 51.8 trillion Swiss Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 82,281 Swiss Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Great New Swiss's national animal is the Swiss Alpine Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Great New Swiss is ranked 212,672nd in the world and 909th in Europe for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,405thMost Influential: 5,644thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,547thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,636thRudest Citizens: 9,914thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,184thTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 14,897thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,950thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,346thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,454thMost Developed: 17,055thBest Weather: 18,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,523rdMost Inclusive: 22,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,280th
Top
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 117th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Great New Swiss was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : The Great New Swiss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Berne Times is sold out.
  • : The Great New Swiss was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians.

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