The Golfclub of The great dictators is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adenoid Hynkel with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.097 billion great dictatorsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomainia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient great dictatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,677 trillion balls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,421 balls, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, no one gossips with Adenoid Hynkel during diplomatic summits, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The great dictators's national animal is the citizen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is World Domination.

The great dictators is ranked 14,008^th in the world and 893^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.29 law-abiding acts per hour.