The Confederacy of The Goggles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wonko the Sane with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.428 billion Gogglesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuella. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gogglesian economy, worth an astonishing 21,151 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 718,769 Triganic Pus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,384,412 per year while the poor average 161,713, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Goggles's national animal is the Bugblatter Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saneism.

The Goggles is ranked 7,393^rd in the world and 1^st in The New Old South for Most Authoritarian, with 5,781.54 milliStalins.