Population | 2.01 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | swan |
The Republic of The Frozen Tundra is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.01 billion Frozen Tundrans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.1%.
The strong Frozen Tundran economy, worth 112 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,895 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", the military's newest toy broadcasts The Frozen Tundra's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frozen Tundra's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Frozen Tundra is ranked 137,307th in the world and 35th in Fukuoka for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,070.77 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, the military's newest toy broadcasts The Frozen Tundra's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, a soldier's body is a temple.
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, The Frozen Tundra City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
- : Following new legislation in The Frozen Tundra, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".