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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,246thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,272ndMost Armed: 5,192nd
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The Front Range

Population228 million

Currencymetal scrap
Animalgiant tick

The Borderlands of The Front Range is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 228 million Front Rangers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The all-consuming Front Ranger economy, worth 23.6 trillion metal scraps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,646 metal scraps, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, and The Front Range is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Front Range's national animal is the giant tick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Front Range is ranked 206,287th in the world and 7,014th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,246thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,272ndMost Armed: 5,192ndFattest Citizens: 5,363rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,181stMost Influential: 10,023rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,256thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,045thLargest Mining Sector: 15,568thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,586thMost Patriotic: 20,147thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,541st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 110th in the regionFattest Citizens: 145th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 185th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 341st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 362nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 439th in the regionMost Patriotic: 440th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 461st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 549th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 627th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 676th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 715th in the regionRudest Citizens: 763rd in the regionMost Influential: 767th in the regionMost Avoided: 804th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 877th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 913th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 933rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 975th in the region

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