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Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength
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The Free Joy State was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 333
Most Ignorant Citizens: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 283rdMost Devout: 358th
The Petrifying Procrastinations of
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The Free Joy State

Population12.208 billion

CapitalGrand Central City
LeaderExalted Holiness
FaithThe True Church of the Exalted Holiness

CurrencySweeting
AnimalDove

The Petrifying Procrastinations of The Free Joy State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Exalted Holiness with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.208 billion Free Joyers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Central City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Joyish economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion Sweetings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,088 Sweetings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,083,464 per year while the poor average 34,683, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, above The Free Joy State there is only sky and the fear of the unknown, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Free Joy State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Free Joy State's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The True Church of the Exalted Holiness.

The Free Joy State is ranked 212,213th in the world and 5,537th in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 21 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 283rdMost Devout: 358thMost Primitive: 391stLargest Insurance Industry: 794thLargest Black Market: 929thLargest Mining Sector: 961stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,306thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,311thFattest Citizens: 1,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,382ndMost Avoided: 1,404thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,468thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,741stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,921stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,354thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,600thHighest Average Incomes: 3,708thHighest Economic Output: 4,756thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,773rdMost Conservative: 4,865thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,422ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,920thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,044thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,498thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,737thLowest Crime Rates: 12,750thLargest Governments: 13,518thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,046thMost Influential: 14,070thMost Authoritarian: 14,992ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,219thLargest Populations: 23,089thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,533rd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Populations: 115th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 127th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 197th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionMost Conservative: 217th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 315th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 345th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 350th in the regionMost Stationary: 559th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 594th in the regionMost Extreme: 603rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 635th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Free Joy State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : The Free Joy State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Free Joy State, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Free Joy State.
  • : Following new legislation in The Free Joy State, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Free Joy State, above The Free Joy State there is only sky and the fear of the unknown.
  • : Following new legislation in The Free Joy State, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in The Free Joy State, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Free Joy State, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Free Joy State, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks".
  • : Following new legislation in The Free Joy State, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.

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