NATION

PASSWORD

Deus ius defendet
Most Primitive: 1,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,159thRudest Citizens: 5,343rd
The Confederacy of
Right-wing Utopia
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Four Carolinas

Population1.175 billion

CapitalCharlotte
LeaderPresident Clyde Draughn
FaithSouthern Baptism

CurrencyCarolina Dollar
AnimalRattle Snake

The Confederacy of The Four Carolinas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Clyde Draughn with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.175 billion Carolinians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlotte. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Carolinian economy, worth 138 trillion Carolina Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 117,866 Carolina Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 688,069 per year while the poor average 9,499, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, and most Carolinians would sell their own grandmother. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Four Carolinas's national animal is the Rattle Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Southern Baptism.

The Four Carolinas is ranked 45,563rd in the world and 902nd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,939.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 1,425thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,159thRudest Citizens: 5,343rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,492ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,458thMost Devout: 8,140thLargest Mining Sector: 8,301stMost Influential: 9,026thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,167thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,464thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,276thMost Armed: 12,428thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,610thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14,358thMost Cultured: 16,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,338thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,148thMost Patriotic: 23,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,695th
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Most Influential: 44th in the regionTop
5%
Most Primitive: 76th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 129th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 199th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204th in the regionRudest Citizens: 215th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 349th in the regionMost Devout: 350th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 374th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 387th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 424th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 428th in the regionMost Armed: 479th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 499th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 525th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 533rd in the regionMost Avoided: 584th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 589th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, most Carolinians would sell their own grandmother.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, protecting the land is holey work.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, Carolinians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, protestors are soaking piles of Carolina Dollars in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in The Four Carolinas, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.

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