Population | 8.262 billion |
Capital | Heisenburg |
Leader | Lord Wolfgang Storm Heisenberg |
Faith | Robe-ism |
Currency | Labour Voucher |
Animal | Penguin |
The Glorious Book Smart Farts of The Finntopian Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Wolfgang Storm Heisenberg with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.262 billion Finntopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heisenburg. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,168 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,514 Labour Vouchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robe-ism.
The Finntopian Empire is ranked 80,408th in the world and 2nd in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Stationary, with 603.3694749544 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
- : The Finntopian Empire proposed constructing embassies between The Finntopian Region of DOOM and Spiritalia.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : The Finntopian Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : The Finntopian Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Finntopians.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.