NATION

PASSWORD

Hail to the EMPEROR KING -EMPEROR JETKAH RAMONIO the GREAT
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,205thMost Devout: 1,226thMost Efficient Economies: 1,778th
The GRAND IMPERIAL KINGDOM of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hermit
Founder / His Supreme Grand Imperial Majesty Of the Fakis empire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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THE FAKIS EMPIRE

Population4.211 billion

CapitalNIJEK CITy
LeaderKING -EMPEROR JETKAH RAMONIO the GREAT
FaithJehovah's witnesses and Judaism

CurrencySiynches faker
Animalhorses

The GRAND IMPERIAL KINGDOM of THE FAKIS EMPIRE is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by KING -EMPEROR JETKAH RAMONIO the GREAT with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.211 billion FAKISTANIANS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NIJEK CITy. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient FAKIS EMPIREian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Siynches fakers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,288 Siynches fakers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the New FAKIS EMPIREian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. THE FAKIS EMPIRE's national animal is the horses, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jehovah's witnesses and Judaism.

THE FAKIS EMPIRE is ranked 2,652nd in the world and 1st in The fakistanian empire for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.31 bananas ingested per day.

Top
1%
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,205thMost Devout: 1,226thMost Efficient Economies: 1,778thLargest Governments: 1,887thMost Patriotic: 1,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,217thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,387thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 2,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,814thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,824thMost Developed: 3,975thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,411thHighest Average Incomes: 4,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,989thMost Cultured: 5,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,777thSmartest Citizens: 5,809thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,321stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,667thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,036thHighest Food Quality: 8,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,180thLargest Retail Industry: 8,816thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,439thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,307thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 14,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,771stMost Inclusive: 15,835thNicest Citizens: 17,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,035thHighest Economic Output: 21,043rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,731st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the New FAKIS EMPIREian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
  • : THE FAKIS EMPIRE was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in THE FAKIS EMPIRE, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".

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