The Federation of The Fair Republic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Scott Selby with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.172 billion Fair Republicians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vis Vires. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fair Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,320 trillion Dunlaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 176,132 Dunlaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime is totally unknown. The Fair Republic's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The Fair Republic is ranked 6,939^th in the world and 66^th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 2,320 trillion Standard Monetary Units.