The Federation of The Fair Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scott Selby with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.714 billion Fair Republicians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vis Vires. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fair Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,268 trillion Dunlaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 178,429 Dunlaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime is totally unknown. The Fair Republic's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The Fair Republic is ranked 113,408^th in the world and 635^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 60.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.