The Most Charitable Theocracy of The Factories of Saint Dolmance is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme and Loving Saint Dolmance with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.501 billion Servants of the Holy Factories are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy and Most Devout City of Eden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Utterly Servile economy, worth a remarkable 1,184 trillion desperate prayers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 139,370 desperate prayers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,266,650 per year while the poor average 1,759, a ratio of 720 to 1.

Both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, punitive tariffs protect local industry, big game hunters travel to The Factories of Saint Dolmance to try their hand at shark-shooting, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Factories of Saint Dolmance's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Brutal Merciless Unrelenting Labor.

The Factories of Saint Dolmance is ranked 243,187^th in the world and 2^nd in Absolute Oppression for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.9 law-abiding acts per hour.