The Nomadic Peoples of The EPSA is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.992 billion EPSAians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The very strong EPSAian economy, worth 597 trillion pings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,475 pings, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, and a major religion has been named as The EPSA's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The EPSA's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The EPSA is ranked 152,422^nd in the world and 241^st in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,213.1 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.