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PASSWORD

Low Life, High Tech The wizard
Largest Black Market: 267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 585thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 909th
The Holy Necromantic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Emerald Legion

Population25.13 billion

CapitalThe Emerald City
LeaderThe wizard
Faitha death cult

CurrencyBezant
AnimalMechaneko

The Holy Necromantic Empire of The Emerald Legion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The wizard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.13 billion Legionairieses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Emerald City. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emerald Legionian economy, worth a remarkable 8,816 trillion Bezants a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 350,825 Bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Emerald Legion's national animal is the Mechaneko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a death cult.

The Emerald Legion is ranked 283,280th in the world and 120th in Yggdrasil for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.43 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Black Market: 267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 585thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 909thHighest Economic Output: 917thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,070thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,406thHighest Average Incomes: 1,452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,496thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,786thLargest Mining Sector: 1,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,077thMost Influential: 2,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,378thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,553rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,332ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,348thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,503rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,395thLargest Governments: 4,402ndMost Patriotic: 4,442ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,485thMost Devout: 4,948thMost Efficient Economies: 5,386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,948thLargest Populations: 5,949thMost Avoided: 6,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,638thRudest Citizens: 8,553rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,618thMost Developed: 9,640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,938thSmartest Citizens: 12,117thMost Stationary: 14,638thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,985thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,615th
Top
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Emerald Legion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Emerald Legion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Emerald Legion, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in The Emerald Legion, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : The Emerald Legion was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Emerald Legion, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers.
  • : The Emerald Legion was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Emerald Legion, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : The Emerald Legion lost the endorsement of The Elegant Hugeness of Eight Hippopotamuses.
  • : The Emerald Legion's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Taisarinja, Particle, Shardar Logoth, Cfdu1202, and Ishbalan Union.

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