The Jingoistic States of The Dysk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tomjon with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.612 billion Dyskians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitoller. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dyskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion Seats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 112,762 Seats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, nude art is becoming wildly popular, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dysk's national animal is the Turtle.

The Dysk is ranked 252,717^th in the world and 12,026^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -98.22 on the Hayek Index.