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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 604th
The Penultimate life-form of
Left-wing Utopia
Eminence Grise
Head Justice
Civil Rights
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The Dream of Kirby

Population5.031 billion

CapitalWaddle Dee Town


The Penultimate life-form of The Dream of Kirby is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kirby with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.031 billion Puffies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waddle Dee Town. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Puffy economy, worth 407 trillion Stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 81,094 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must pay to enjoy The Dream of Kirby's pristine beaches, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown. The Dream of Kirby's national animal is the Cappy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Dream of Kirby is ranked 32,907th in the world and 26th in Callista for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.78 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 604thBest Weather: 1,058thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,630thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,971stNicest Citizens: 3,128thMost Inclusive: 4,582ndHighest Food Quality: 5,664thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,014thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,781stMost Devout: 7,061stMost Influential: 7,167thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,647thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,944thHealthiest Citizens: 9,509thSafest: 9,893rdMost Pacifist: 10,683rdMost Cultured: 12,047thTop
Largest Governments: 15,648thMost Armed: 17,224thMost Developed: 18,476thMost Income Equality: 18,647thSmartest Citizens: 21,911thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,055thLowest Crime Rates: 26,920th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

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