Population | 8.391 billion |
Capital | Waddle Dee Town |
Leader | Kirby |
Faith | Radical coolness |
Currency | Star |
Animal | Cappy |
The The of of The Dream of Kirby is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kirby with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.391 billion Puffies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Environment, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waddle Dee Town. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Puffy economy, worth 720 trillion Stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 85,854 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. The Dream of Kirby's national animal is the Cappy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Radical coolness.
The Dream of Kirby is ranked 14,654th in the world and 11th in Callista for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Dream of Kirby's influence in Callista fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : The Dream of Kirby was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : The Dream of Kirby's influence in Callista rose from "Minnow" to "Diplomat".
- : The Dream of Kirby lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
- : The Dream of Kirby lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
- : The Dream of Kirby lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
- : The Dream of Kirby changed its national motto to "mods, fill his stocking with coal.".
- : The Dream of Kirby lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
- : The Dream of Kirby relocated from Lazarus to Callista.
- : The Dream of Kirby was refounded in Lazarus.