The King's Office of The Dominion of the Asmor Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Asmoria with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.502 billion Asmorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Capital District. The average income tax rate is 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Asmorian economy, worth 631 trillion Federal Gold Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,269 Federal Gold Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, foreign leaders are advising that The King of Asmoria's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dominion of the Asmor Federation's national animal is the Royal Saimese Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Judea-Christianity.

The Dominion of the Asmor Federation is ranked 247,182^nd in the world and 10^th in The Israeli Free Front for Most Avoided, scoring 1.1 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.