Might Makes Right
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,989thMost Influential: 7,680thMost Authoritarian: 8,908th
The Principality of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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The Divine Elephant

Population671 million


The Principality of The Divine Elephant is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 671 million Elephas Maximi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Elephone economy, worth 44.3 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,071 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Divine Elephant's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Divine Elephant is ranked 256,237th in the world and 1,515th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,989thMost Influential: 7,680thMost Authoritarian: 8,908thMost Conservative: 11,289thTop
Best Weather: 13,139thSafest: 16,280thMost Devout: 16,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,523rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,564thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,498th
Most Authoritarian: 45th in the regionMost Conservative: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 77th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Devout: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148th in the region