Its money or funny, where the funny you going boom Autarch Alberecht Fahrbach
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 440thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 633rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 747th
The Felsinsel Anocracy of
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The Death Syndicate

Population6.866 billion

LeaderAutarch Alberecht Fahrbach


The Felsinsel Anocracy of The Death Syndicate is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Autarch Alberecht Fahrbach with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.866 billion Death Syndicate Members are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zantralerhafen. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Death Syndicatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 325,138 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, Death Syndicate Members caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Death Syndicate's national animal is the Plague, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kriegskult.

The Death Syndicate is ranked 14,126th in the world and 408th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 76.51 quips per hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 440thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 633rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,137thMost Armed: 1,382ndLargest Black Market: 1,515thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,666thLargest Mining Sector: 1,751stMost Influential: 1,804thHighest Average Incomes: 1,821stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,866thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,148thTop
Most Patriotic: 2,957thFattest Citizens: 3,569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,155thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,889thMost Efficient Economies: 4,997thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,591stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,627thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,030thLargest Retail Industry: 6,283rdRudest Citizens: 6,562ndLargest Governments: 7,038thNudest: 7,370thMost Avoided: 7,424thLowest Crime Rates: 7,536thHighest Economic Output: 8,371stMost Developed: 11,762ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,126thMost Secular: 14,903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,963rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,087thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,204thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,874thMost Stationary: 19,336thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,912th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionMost Avoided: 146th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 152nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 160th in the regionNudest: 160th in the regionRudest Citizens: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 332nd in the regionMost Developed: 372nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 408th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 444th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 456th in the regionMost Secular: 471st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 477th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 501st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 603rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 676th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 700th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 832nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 836th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 875th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 989th in the region

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