Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. High Priest Howard Phillips
Most Primitive: 103rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rdHighest Crime Rates: 294th
The Delegate Ejector of
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The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

Population5.052 billion

CapitalNew Rlyeh
LeaderHigh Priest Howard Phillips
FaithThe Cthulhu Cult


The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by High Priest Howard Phillips with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, feral children, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.052 billion Cthulhu Cultists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. The average income tax rate is 40.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth 920 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,218 cthulheons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dining out often involves cuttlefish on the plate no matter what you order, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Cultic pirates, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is ranked 294th in the world and 4th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 98.59 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 103rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rdHighest Crime Rates: 294thMost Armed: 316thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 335thMost Devout: 355thRudest Citizens: 514thLargest Retail Industry: 568thFattest Citizens: 640thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 940thMost Influential: 1,080thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,219thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,222ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,403rdMost Avoided: 1,741stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,892ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,461stLargest Black Market: 3,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,870thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,064thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,745thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,912thHighest Drug Use: 12,664thMost Cultured: 14,506thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,494thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,698thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,441stHighest Economic Output: 18,469th
Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionLargest Black Market: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 112th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 278th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 307th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 367th in the regionMost Cultured: 378th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 443rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 458th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 467th in the regionMost Stationary: 538th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 566th in the regionNudest: 637th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 675th in the region

World Assembly

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