The Colony of The Craziest is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 19.188 billion Craziestians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Craziestian economy, worth 324 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,913 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, voting is voluntary, organ donation is compulsory, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Craziest's national animal is the eagle.

The Craziest is ranked 201,348^th in the world and 10,246^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 663.94 on the Societal Mobility Rating.