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Bite the Hand that Beats You
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,521stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,809th
The Open State of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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The Coyote Commune

Population1.484 billion

CapitalNew Nassau
LeaderWarden
FaithPantheism

CurrencyDubloon
AnimalCoyote

The Open State of The Coyote Commune is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Warden with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.484 billion Communals are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nassau. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Coyote Communean economy, worth 107 trillion Dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 72,324 Dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Warden wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime is totally unknown. The Coyote Commune's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

The Coyote Commune is ranked 7,484th in the world and 227th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,444.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,521stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,809thMost Influential: 4,819thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,198thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,366thNicest Citizens: 5,403rdMost Inclusive: 5,535thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,454thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,202ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,484thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,169thHighest Food Quality: 8,500thMost Pacifist: 8,847thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,933rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,324thMost Cultured: 11,792ndMost Income Equality: 11,983rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,282ndBest Weather: 15,607thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,848thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,564thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 17,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,684thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,188thMost Politically Free: 31,529thLargest Governments: 32,175th
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Most Politically Free: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78th in the regionMost Extreme: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 109th in the region

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