The Republic of The Constantine Assembly is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working population of 1.019 billion Constantine Assemblyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perpetua. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The strong Constantine Assemblyian economy, worth 71.4 trillion Constantine Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 70,032 Constantine Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Constantine Assembly's national animal is the Mother Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Constantine Assembly is ranked 74,291^st in the world and 4,257^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 93.61 on the Hayek Index.