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Highest Average Tax Rates: 874thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,194thLargest Governments: 1,426th
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The Commune of Meddle

Population13.607 billion

LeaderThe Comrade

AnimalRed Dragon

The Free Socialist People of The Commune of Meddle is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Comrade with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.607 billion Meddlean Community Members are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Meddlean Commune economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Wolds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 85,591 Wolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, Meddlean Commune Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime is totally unknown. The Commune of Meddle's national animal is the Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Commune of Meddle is ranked 207,413th in the world and 475th in The Internationale for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -39.4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Highest Average Tax Rates: 874thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,194thLargest Governments: 1,426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,572ndNudest: 1,671stMost Cultured: 1,672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,710thNicest Citizens: 1,740thBest Weather: 1,852ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,570thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,798thMost Inclusive: 2,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,666thLowest Crime Rates: 3,930thMost Pacifist: 4,102ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,166thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,210thSmartest Citizens: 4,277thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,850thMost Devout: 7,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,017thMost Armed: 9,116thMost Income Equality: 10,149thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,809thHighest Economic Output: 14,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,141stLargest Populations: 16,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,545thHighest Drug Use: 20,282nd
Nudest: 4th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 47th in the region

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