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1996 and 2001 Stanley Cup Champions
Most Armed: 7,023rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,906thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,647th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Colorado Avalanche

Population11.208 billion

CapitalColorado
FaithHockey

Currencyfranc
Animalwolf

The Republic of The Colorado Avalanche is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.208 billion Colorado Avalancheans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colorado. The average income tax rate is 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Colorado Avalanchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,398 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into The Colorado Avalanche. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Colorado Avalanche's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hockey.

The Colorado Avalanche is ranked 20,246th in the world and 293rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,612.77457199028 days.

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Most Armed: 7,023rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,906thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,647thMost Devout: 11,939thLargest Black Market: 14,798thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,788thBest Weather: 17,883rdHighest Economic Output: 18,143rdMost Developed: 18,946thMost Stationary: 20,246thMost Inclusive: 21,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 24,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 27,926thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,559th
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Most Stationary: 293rd in the regionMost Armed: 526th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 543rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 630th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 674th in the regionMost Devout: 702nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : The Colorado Avalanche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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