Population | 4.664 billion |
Capital | Australia |
Leader | Master Didgeridoo Player |
Faith | Great Didgeridoo |
Currency | card |
Animal | pink dragon |
The Aboriginal Flags Collector of The Colonial BuccaRuu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Master Didgeridoo Player with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.664 billion Colonial BuccaRuuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Australia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Colonial BuccaRuuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,072 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The diplomatic corps stinks, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, a The Versutian Federation Tourist Association survey has rated The Colonial BuccaRuu #1 for number twos, and flowering peace lilies are the best defence against The Colonial BuccaRuu's military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Colonial BuccaRuu's national animal is the pink dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Great Didgeridoo.
The Colonial BuccaRuu is ranked 19,546th in the world and 3rd in The Versutian Federation for Most Patriotic, with 53.73 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against The Colonial BuccaRuu's military.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, a The Versutian Federation Tourist Association survey has rated The Colonial BuccaRuu #1 for number twos.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, the diplomatic corps stinks.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Colonial BuccaRuuan satellites can detect it.