Population | 6.654 billion |
Capital | 23920 Valencia Blvd Santa Clarita |
Leader | Marsha McLean |
Faith | Los Angeles County |
Currency | US Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Magic Mountain of The City of Santa Clarita is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Marsha McLean with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.654 billion Santa Claritans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 23920 Valencia Blvd Santa Clarita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.
The Santa Clarita economy, worth 343 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,652 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Santa Claritans believe manners maketh the leader, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, a soldier's body is a temple, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The City of Santa Clarita's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Los Angeles County.
The City of Santa Clarita is ranked 125,346th in the world and 46th in The Cities of Southern California for Most Stationary, with 275.1008308798 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The City of Santa Clarita was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : The City of Santa Clarita's influence in The Cities of Southern California rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : The City of Santa Clarita's influence in The Cities of Southern California rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The City of Santa Clarita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : The City of Santa Clarita's influence in The Cities of Southern California fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The City of Santa Clarita's influence in The Cities of Southern California rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The City of Santa Clarita's influence in The Cities of Southern California rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The City of Santa Clarita's influence in The Cities of Southern California rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : The City of Santa Clarita's influence in The Cities of Southern California rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : The City of Santa Clarita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.