The Inland Community of The City of Placentia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Craig S Green with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 7.582 billion Placentians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 401 E Chapman Ave Placentia. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The strong Placentia economy, worth 428 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,498 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, every day at 4am Placentians wake to pray for the sun to rise, Placentians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The City of Placentia's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is Orange County.

The City of Placentia is ranked 179,151^st in the world and 47^th in The Cities of Southern California for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.5 law-abiding acts per hour.