Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Dark Hierophant Caagan Ky'Phon
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,948thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,709thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,819th
The Dominion of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Sakellarios of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
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The Church of Starry Wisdom

Population17.794 billion

LeaderDark Hierophant Caagan Ky'Phon


The Dominion of The Church of Starry Wisdom is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dark Hierophant Caagan Ky'Phon with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.794 billion Cthulites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hastur-Dagon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Church of Starry Wisdomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,127 trillion Enoches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 119,551 Enoches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,468 per year while the poor average 20,619, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Church of Starry Wisdom's national animal is the Shoggoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Church of Starry Wisdom is ranked 239,169th in the world and 20th in The Forgotten Lands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.5 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,948thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,709thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,819thMost Avoided: 4,970thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,247thHighest Crime Rates: 5,975thFattest Citizens: 6,336thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,157thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,680thHighest Economic Output: 7,691stLargest Retail Industry: 9,393rdLargest Populations: 10,498thTop
Most Stationary: 12,554thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,011thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,041stMost Influential: 14,088thLargest Black Market: 14,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,729thLargest Mining Sector: 17,828thHighest Average Incomes: 23,666thMost Efficient Economies: 23,766th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

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