It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,595th
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The Church of Satan

Population19.859 billion

CapitalThe Decompression Chamber
LeaderMagus L


The Guilty of Devilry of The Church of Satan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Magus L with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.859 billion Satanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Decompression Chamber. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,466 trillion Greeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,537 Greeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and visitors to The Church of Satan are microchipped and must be escorted by a Satanian soldier - even to the bathroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Church of Satan's national animal is the Sin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Church of Satan is ranked 4,690th in the world and 146th in the Rejected Realms for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.29 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,149thHealthiest Citizens: 2,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,491stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,565thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,805thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,979thLargest Governments: 3,260thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,498thMost Cultured: 3,535thMost Developed: 3,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,887thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,343rdHighest Economic Output: 4,630thMost Efficient Economies: 4,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,022ndHighest Food Quality: 6,157thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,469thSmartest Citizens: 7,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,500thMost Secular: 8,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,786thMost Patriotic: 10,167thBest Weather: 10,418thHighest Average Incomes: 10,445thLargest Populations: 10,678thMost Influential: 12,935thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,731stMost Income Equality: 21,524th
Lowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 153rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 160th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 181st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Populations: 197th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 202nd in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 236th in the regionMost Patriotic: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 266th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionMost Secular: 321st in the regionMost Stationary: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 580th in the regionNudest: 755th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 818th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,264th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,558th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,688th in the region

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