The True ruler of all of The chocolates is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Well known leader of the chocolates with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.417 billion Chocolates are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veriski. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chocolate economy, worth 151 trillion Chocolate currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,161 Chocolate currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, commemoration of the Great Chocolate territory War costs almost as much as the war itself, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Emu Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and no one gossips with Well known leader of the chocolates during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The chocolates's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The chocolates is ranked 307,768^th in the world and 15^th in Chocolate territory for Nudest, with 8.25 cheeks per square mile.