The University Head of The Chancellor is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Chancellor with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.068 billion Chancellorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University City. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The Chancellorian economy, worth 46.4 trillion Education dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,441 Education dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Chancellor has just been declared ruler of The Chancellor in an international press conference, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chancellor's national animal is the great horned owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Chancellor is ranked 310,921^st in the world and 752^nd in California Colleges and Universities for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.94 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.