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A friendly place for the upper class
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 18th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Captain

Population45.021 billion

CapitalThe Captain City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

CurrencyTDU Credit
AnimalEagle

The Dominion of The Captain is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.021 billion Captainians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Captain City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Captainian economy, worth an astonishing 29,633 trillion TDU Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 658,214 TDU Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,165,773 per year while the poor average 5,913, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Captainian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Captain's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Captain is ranked 152nd in the world and 11th in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 16,561.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thHighest Disposable Incomes: 39thHighest Economic Output: 41stLargest Mining Sector: 64thLargest Insurance Industry: 75thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rdMost Avoided: 93rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 99thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rdHighest Average Incomes: 146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 152ndFattest Citizens: 162ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 206thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 240thLargest Populations: 241stMost Armed: 249thMost Corrupt Governments: 251stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 297thMost Devout: 386thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 537thMost Efficient Economies: 632ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 686thLargest Retail Industry: 763rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 849thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,090thRudest Citizens: 1,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,679thMost Patriotic: 1,952ndTop
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Most Influential: 6,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,529thLargest Black Market: 12,176thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,503rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,833rdMost Conservative: 17,780thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,087thLargest Governments: 27,430th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Captain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, Captainian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Captain, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.

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