Population | 46.427 billion |
Capital | The Captain City |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | TDU Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Dominion of The Captain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.427 billion Captainians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Captain City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Captainian economy, worth an astonishing 30,699 trillion TDU Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 661,239 TDU Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,194,109 per year while the poor average 5,940, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.
Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, people are turning themselves into worm food, female ship captains never volunteer for polar routes, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Captain's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
The Captain is ranked 10,433rd in the world and 3rd in Wysteria for Most Conservative, scoring 89.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Captain was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce, curing 1 million infected.