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A friendly place for the upper class
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 18th
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Corporate Police State
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Captain

Population46.427 billion

CapitalThe Captain City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

CurrencyTDU Credit
AnimalEagle

The Dominion of The Captain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.427 billion Captainians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Captain City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Captainian economy, worth an astonishing 30,699 trillion TDU Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 661,239 TDU Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,194,109 per year while the poor average 5,940, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, people are turning themselves into worm food, female ship captains never volunteer for polar routes, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Captain's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Captain is ranked 10,433rd in the world and 3rd in Wysteria for Most Conservative, scoring 89.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 37thHighest Economic Output: 40thLargest Mining Sector: 63rdLargest Insurance Industry: 73rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82ndMost Avoided: 88thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 98thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104thHighest Average Incomes: 146thFattest Citizens: 156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 161stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 237thMost Armed: 248thMost Corrupt Governments: 268thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 305thLargest Populations: 312thMost Devout: 385thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 556thMost Efficient Economies: 583rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 713thLargest Retail Industry: 844thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 957thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,182ndRudest Citizens: 1,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,639thMost Patriotic: 2,395thTop
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Most Influential: 6,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,214thMost Conservative: 10,433rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,055thLargest Black Market: 14,658thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,893rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,986thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,751stLargest Governments: 27,872ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,934th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the region

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