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Hockey
Most Armed: 5,966thNudest: 7,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,863rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Canucks

Population10.851 billion

CapitalVancouver
LeaderFrancesco Aquilini

Currencyruble
Animalcobra

The Republic of The Canucks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Francesco Aquilini with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.851 billion Canucksians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canucksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,205 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, cobras that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Canucks's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Canucks is ranked 14,421st in the world and 363rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,816.86093443048 days.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 5,966thNudest: 7,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,863rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,404thMost Secular: 12,101stLargest Black Market: 14,045thMost Stationary: 14,421stTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,483rdMost Patriotic: 16,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,405thHighest Economic Output: 18,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,316thLowest Crime Rates: 20,523rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,663rdHealthiest Citizens: 23,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,328thMost Efficient Economies: 24,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,353rdMost Influential: 27,266thHighest Average Incomes: 27,589thLargest Governments: 27,992nd
Top
5%
Most Armed: 148th in the regionNudest: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 201st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 259th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 363rd in the regionMost Secular: 390th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 427th in the regionMost Patriotic: 471st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 491st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 517th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 528th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 667th in the regionLargest Populations: 674th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Canucks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Canucks, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.

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