The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of The Candy Of Bottles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Sakub Anangåkïz with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.227 billion Rainbow Ponies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saràmkadôl. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a Rainbow Pony economy, worth a remarkable 5,256 trillion Urists a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 323,938 Urists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and the A Rainbow Pony Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Candy Of Bottles's national animal is the Giant Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Candy Of Bottles is ranked 1,154^th in the world and 3^rd in Pony Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,835.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.