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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,029thMost Influential: 1,306th
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The Calabash Protectorate

Population429 million



The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 429 million Calabash Protectorateans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vryheid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The powerhouse Calabash Protectoratean economy, worth 40.0 trillion Tiles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 93,221 Tiles, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Calabash Protectorate's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Calabash Protectorate is ranked 43,520th in the world and 1,977th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 66.35 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,029thMost Influential: 1,306thTop
Rudest Citizens: 5,275thLargest Retail Industry: 7,564thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,308thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,637thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,813th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the regionRudest Citizens: 282nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 376th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 531st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 546th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 773rd in the region

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