The Disputed Territories of The Bureaucratic Territories is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Overlord with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.927 billion Measured Men are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District 1. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weighed and Measured economy, worth a remarkable 1,754 trillion Favours a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,723 Favours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Overlord's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Bureaucratic Territories's national animal is the Mutated Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Bureaucratic Territories is ranked 1,628^th in the world and 100^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 313.62 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.