The Disputed Territories of The Bureaucratic Territories is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.932 billion Measured Men hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District 1. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weighed and Measured economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion Favours a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,457 Favours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, many friends and relatives of Overlord have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Bureaucratic Territories's radio stations, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Bureaucratic Territories's national animal is the Mutated Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Bureaucratic Territories is ranked 204,988^th in the world and 9,027^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -692 on the Scary Big Number Scale.