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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347th Most Influential: 626th Least Corrupt Governments: 8,975th
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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population2.267 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.267 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 140 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,955 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 29,253rd in the world and 1,531st in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 62.32 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Influential: 626thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,975thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,042ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,142ndNicest Citizens: 11,750thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,690thBest Weather: 14,838thMost Pacifist: 15,425th
Most Influential: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 485th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 487th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 543rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 651st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 706th in the regionBest Weather: 802nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 825th in the region

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