Sensible decisions, with compassion.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 390thMost Influential: 583rdMost Pacifist: 7,177th
The Democratic Republic of
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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population4.885 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.885 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 350 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,846 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 121,507th in the world and 6,987th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 95,438.99 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 390thMost Influential: 583rdTop
Most Pacifist: 7,177thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,675thSafest: 7,769thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,578thBest Weather: 10,069thNicest Citizens: 11,178thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,434thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,668thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,754thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,577thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,097thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,098thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,814thMost Inclusive: 17,955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,146thHealthiest Citizens: 18,695thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,942ndMost Stationary: 19,735thSmartest Citizens: 21,370thMost Cultured: 21,738th
Most Influential: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 272nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 368th in the regionMost Pacifist: 398th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 402nd in the regionSafest: 415th in the regionMost Stationary: 501st in the regionBest Weather: 526th in the regionNicest Citizens: 608th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 612th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 642nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 719th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 724th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 760th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 836th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 864th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 866th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 913th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 937th in the regionMost Inclusive: 971st in the regionMost Cultured: 1,002nd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,002nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,057th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,149th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,317th in the region

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