The Unified Kingdoms of The British Isles and The North Sea is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 692 million Britishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The powerhouse British Isles and The North Sean economy, worth 67.6 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,752 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The British Isles and The North Sea's national animal is the Arctic Herring, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The British Isles and The North Sea is ranked 105,736^th in the world and 3,745^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 2.52 bananas ingested per day.