Population | 9.501 billion |
Leader | Happiness |
Faith | Serotonin |
Currency | bitsad |
Animal | polar bear |
The Happy Community of The Big Sad is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Happiness with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 9.501 billion Big Sadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Big Sadian economy, worth 491 trillion bitsads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,770 bitsads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Big Sad's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serotonin.
The Big Sad is ranked 221,126th in the world and 3,516th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 95.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Big Sad was endorsed by The Holy pink of Zukchiva.
- : The Big Sad was endorsed by The People's Confederation of Ci Arovannea.
- : The Big Sad was endorsed by The Federation of Zavistria.
- : The Big Sad was endorsed by The Holy pink of Zukchiva.
- : The Big Sad was endorsed by The United Republic of Cappedore.
- : The Big Sad endorsed The United Forests of American-Cascadia.
- : The Big Sad was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Former Colonial Empire of Anglost, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : The Big Sad was endorsed by The Former Colonial Empire of Anglost.
- : The Big Sad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : The Big Sad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 49 » La Xinga, Kyrisland, New Leganes, Troc, Debluu, H-Zhena, Kangarawa, Laurentrum, Ospuze, Arleat, Hizuru, ReeK, Enlil, The Holy Caltro, Soramra, The City of Philadelphia, Amjedia, Romanoddle Republic, The Holy Rat, Merlovich, Roissyland, Truth and Technologies, Allied States of Osea, Aivintis, Dremaur, Kucia, Evrigenis, Reynar, East Malaysia, Modra, Connerii, Maltitalerland, American-Cascadia, Adolanta, Axdel, Malvekia, Alsatian Island, Atrocha, Evdon, Philville2, The Perplexed, Sokala, Vaskeden, Khusja, Hieggary, Anglost, Cappedore, Ci Arovannea, and Zukchiva.