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For Science!
Best Weather: 1,175thMost Pacifist: 1,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,343rd
The Parliamentary Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Powerbroker
Chairman of the Brewer's Guild
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Beer Barony

Population21.495 billion

CapitalNeo Dargaard
LeaderSoth13
FaithScientific Atheism

CurrencyFirkin
AnimalHoney Bee

The Parliamentary Monarchy of The Beer Barony is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Soth13 with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.495 billion Brewers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Dargaard. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beer Baronyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,489 trillion Firkins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,880 Firkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Beer Barony's national animal is the Honey Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Scientific Atheism.

The Beer Barony is ranked 188,243rd in the world and 17th in Free Market Federation for Most Stationary, with 65.080166682 days.

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Best Weather: 1,175thMost Pacifist: 1,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,343rdMost Developed: 1,435thHealthiest Citizens: 1,562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,623rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,781stNicest Citizens: 1,791stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,848thSmartest Citizens: 2,017thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,055thHighest Food Quality: 2,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,095thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,248thMost Inclusive: 2,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,341stSafest: 2,364thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,448thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,612thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,716thMost Cultured: 3,779thHighest Economic Output: 3,954thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,070thLowest Crime Rates: 5,003rdMost Secular: 5,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,391stMost Efficient Economies: 5,605thMost Influential: 6,549thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,618thHighest Average Incomes: 8,950thLargest Populations: 13,889thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,191stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,704th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the face of Soth13 is a permanent feature of the Neo Dargaard skyline.
  • : The Beer Barony's influence in Free Market Federation fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : The Beer Barony's influence in Free Market Federation rose from "Sprat" to "Power".

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