Population | 21.495 billion |
Capital | Neo Dargaard |
Leader | Soth13 |
Faith | Scientific Atheism |
Currency | Firkin |
Animal | Honey Bee |
The Parliamentary Monarchy of The Beer Barony is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Soth13 with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.495 billion Brewers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Dargaard. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Beer Baronyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,489 trillion Firkins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,880 Firkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Beer Barony's national animal is the Honey Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Scientific Atheism.
The Beer Barony is ranked 188,243rd in the world and 17th in Free Market Federation for Most Stationary, with 65.080166682 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the face of Soth13 is a permanent feature of the Neo Dargaard skyline.
- : The Beer Barony's influence in Free Market Federation fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : The Beer Barony's influence in Free Market Federation rose from "Sprat" to "Power".