The Republic of The Arizona Coyotes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.846 billion Arizona Coyotesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Arizona Coyotesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion kronor a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,659 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arizona Coyotes's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Arizona Coyotes is ranked 33,109^th in the world and 1,175^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.94 law-abiding acts per hour.