The Meat Worshippers of The Arbys Cult is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arby's High Priest with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.537 billion Arbyists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arby's Temple. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbys economy, worth a remarkable 4,250 trillion curly fries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 273,546 curly fries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 963,170 per year while the poor average 56,251, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

New regulations have put a halt to monkey business, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", the government is reining in public spending, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arbys Cult's national animal is the Beef Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Arbyism.

The Arbys Cult is ranked 11,180^th in the world and 2^nd in TopCornion for Most Conservative, scoring 89 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.