Population | 13.811 billion |
Capital | Arby's Temple |
Leader | Arby's High Priest |
Faith | Arbyism |
Currency | curly fry |
Animal | Beef Chicken |
The Meat Worshippers of The Arbys Cult is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arby's High Priest with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.811 billion Arbyists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arby's Temple. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Arbys economy, worth a remarkable 3,705 trillion curly fries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,273 curly fries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 914,135 per year while the poor average 57,985, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.
Dessert dishes make up the Arbys breakfast menu, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arbys Cult's national animal is the Beef Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Arbyism.
The Arbys Cult is ranked 10,344th in the world and 5th in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,312.2534854346 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, dessert dishes make up the Arbys breakfast menu.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Following new legislation in The Arbys Cult, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes.