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Floccinaucinihilipilification Prince of Rhodoline
Most Valuable International Artwork: 245thLargest Welfare Programs: 601stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 844th
The Notably Outlandish Land of
Tyranny by Majority
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Ankhalic Vaspriot

Population4.717 billion

CapitalRhodoline
LeaderPrince of Rhodoline
FaithOrifism

CurrencyCourjitzien
AnimalHouse Cat

The Notably Outlandish Land of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.717 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth 545 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,680 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Courjitzien mansions, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 1,364th in the world and 1st in TCG Official Realm for Best Weather, with 592 meters of sunlight.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 245thLargest Welfare Programs: 601stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 844thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,211thMost Pacifist: 1,221stSafest: 1,236thBest Weather: 1,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,422ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,531stNicest Citizens: 1,616thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,741stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,924thLowest Crime Rates: 2,383rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,441stMost Inclusive: 2,464thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,955thHighest Food Quality: 3,177thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,222ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,292ndMost Secular: 3,921stMost Income Equality: 4,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,444thMost Developed: 4,948thLargest Governments: 5,310thMost Cultured: 6,642ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,398thSmartest Citizens: 10,843rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 19,082nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Courjitzien mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.

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