Population | 916 million |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | Palpatine |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The United States of The American Nationality is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Palpatine with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 916 million American Nationalityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient American Nationalityian economy, worth 96.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,794 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Washington DC's playgrounds, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The American Nationality's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The American Nationality is ranked 212,968th in the world and 2,980th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 621.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The American Nationality's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
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The American Nationality was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
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The American Nationality, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
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The American Nationality, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Washington DC's playgrounds.
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The American Nationality, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
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The American Nationality, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
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The American Nationality lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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The American Nationality, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
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The American Nationality, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
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The American Nationality, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.