The Process State of The Albertan Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Terminal 6A with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.103 billion Human Resources are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 3432. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth an astonishing 10,034 trillion Canadian Tire Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 294,236 Canadian Tire Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,972,387 per year while the poor average 16,492, a ratio of 119 to 1.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Albertan Empire's national animal is the Prairie Oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Terminal Maximus.

The Albertan Empire is ranked 56,647^th in the world and 16^th in Eladen for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,684.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.