Population | 14.315 billion |
Currency | None |
Animal | None |
The Deified Utopia of Blackness of The Age of Enlightenment is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.315 billion Age of Enlightenmentians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Age of Enlightenmentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,256 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Enlightenment's national animal is the None, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Age of Enlightenment is ranked 16,823rd in the world and 35th in 555 for Most Stationary, with 1,728.28088695508 days.
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- : The Age of Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Age of Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Age of Enlightenment's influence in 555 fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
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- : The Age of Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Age of Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Age of Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Age of Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Age of Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Age of Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.