The Republic of The 3rd Mage Calvary is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.996 billion 3rd Mage Calvaryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The strong 3rd Mage Calvaryian economy, worth 154 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,720 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. The 3rd Mage Calvary's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The 3rd Mage Calvary is ranked 157,215^th in the world and 2^nd in Kezia for Most Pacifist, with 64.06 cheeks turned per day.