The Community of That card is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.294 billion That cardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming That cardian economy, worth 787 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,970 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, happiness is all being miserable together, and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. That card's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

That card is ranked 30,505^th in the world and 2,101^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.41 law-abiding acts per hour.