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Lakota war leader of the Oglala, known as Crazy Horse
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,743rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,314thMost Pacifist: 25,877th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Thasunke Witko

Population7.26 billion

CurrencyTobacco
AnimalSpirit Animal

The Free Land of Thasunke Witko is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 7.26 billion Thasunke Witkoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The strong Thasunke Witkoan economy, worth 358 trillion Tobaccos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 49,440 Tobaccos, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime is moderate. Thasunke Witko's national animal is the Spirit Animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thasunke Witko is ranked 37,377th in the world and 5th in Turtle Island for Most Stationary, with 1,220.0627261038 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,743rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,314thMost Pacifist: 25,877th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Safest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thasunke Witko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, Leader has just been declared ruler of Thasunke Witko in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, a major religion has been named as Thasunke Witko's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Thasunke Witko, Thasunke Witko has designated Thasunke Witko City as its capital city.

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