NATION

PASSWORD

Prideful, Determined, Strong
Most Armed: 3,199thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,242ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,177th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Thanedom of Jon

Population4.749 billion

CapitalХельсинки
LeaderHigh Theng Megan the Fifth
FaithIvarr Paganism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalHigh Thane Crocodile

The Constitutional Monarchy of Thanedom of Jon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Theng Megan the Fifth with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.749 billion таны are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Хельсинки. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient финский economy, worth 791 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,613 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thanedom of Jon's national animal is the High Thane Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ivarr Paganism.

Thanedom of Jon is ranked 34,245th in the world and 17th in Northern Utopia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,521.35 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 3,199thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,242ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,177thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,256thLowest Crime Rates: 7,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,618thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,957thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,032ndLargest Governments: 9,216thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,450thMost Developed: 10,087thHighest Average Incomes: 10,232ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,623rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,265thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,071stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,568thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,086thSmartest Citizens: 17,680thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,176thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,568thMost Inclusive: 18,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,962ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,583rd
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thanedom of Jon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Thanedom of Jon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Thanedom of Jon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanedom of Jon, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanedom of Jon, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanedom of Jon, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanedom of Jon, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanedom of Jon, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Thanedom of Jon changed its national leader to "High Theng Megan the Fifth".
  • : Thanedom of Jon lodged a message on the Northern Utopia Regional Message Board.

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